WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
Your Social Media sign, that is!
Disclaimer: I don’t anything about astrology. This page is just for fun.
Does your astrological sun sign mesh with your favorite social media platform? I know mine doesn’t! My sun sign is a Taurus, but I think my social media sign makes me more of an Aries 😂😂. Check yours out below and tell me if you agree or disagree by tweeting me at @AskForLiz.
ARIES March 21 – April 19
You’re bold, ambitious and competitive! Where can you draw the biggest crowd to help you in your quest for world domination? Twitter, of course. All you need now is the perfect hashtag. Maybe just go with #WorldDomination.
TAURUS Apr 20 – May 20
The original Bohemian. What’s life if you can’t enjoy all the little extras life has to offer? I’m not saying you’re materialistic, but, hey, stuff is nice to have. A big luxurious home, the finest food and wine. Work? Why not sell things no one really needs in your Etsy shop?
GEMINI May 21 – June 20
Don’t even pretend you can keep a secret! You can’t wait to tell everyone you know about the latest spa, makeup trend or pet groomer. You’re a Brand Ambassador for Yelp! because you know in your twin soul, Yelp! was made for you.
CANCER Jun 21-Jul 22
Both emotional and materialistic, Facebook Groups are the perfect place for you to find a group of like-minded friends that will never tread on your delicate feelings, or laugh at your dreams of owning the biggest yacht in Monaco. At least, not in front of you.
LEO Jul 23-Aug 22
Is there such a thing as too many selfies? Not for Leo. If you have more photos of yourself than Kim Kardashian, we already know you’re Instagram royalty. You know you’d get more likes if Instagram wasn’t shadow -banning you. You know they’re just jealous.
VIRGO Aug 23-Sep 22
The world needs to be more orderly, more organized. Your mission is to explain it to everyone on YouTube. Of course, you only have 3 videos up because your hair and makeup have to be just right, the lights and the angle of the camera have to be just so. The term analysis paralysis was invented for you.
LIBRA Sep 23-Oct 22
You already know that making a decision on just about any subject is almost physically painful for you. Why fight it? Just get organized. Pin everything you’re thinking about on Pinterest boards. Let’s face it, we both know your vision board has collapsed from all the magazine pages you’ve pinned to it.
SCORPIO Oct 23-Nov 21
You’re passionate, sneaky and love revenge. You’re also a member of the ‘They’re Out To Get Me’ Club. Start a support group via Facebook Messenger to keep your plans of revenge top secret. BTW, did you pay for this month’s subscription for Peep LookUp? Somebody’s gotta keep an eye on everybody else.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 22-Dec 21
You’re the party animal of the zodiac! I mean who doesn’t want a horse that shoots arrows at their party? Your fun, adventurous and have more friends than you can shake a bow at. IGTV is the place for you so you can video the party you’re at and let the people see you at the party that you’re headed to.
CAPRICORN Dec 22-Jan 19
You’re the most focused of the Zodiac. You don’t like wasting time with idle chit-chat or preliminaries of any kind. LinkedIn is where you feel most comfortable because everyone there is very single-minded. Perfect.
AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18
You’re a healer, compassionate, and your mission is to change the world. What better way to do that than on Facebook? It’s so easy to find someone that needs healing there. All that dirty laundry blowing in the wind!
PISCES Feb 19-Mar 20
You’re strong and yet sensitive. Your imagination is out of this world. Speaking of the world, yours constantly jumps between reality and fantasy. Snapchat is the perfect place for you to hang out. Was that picture disappear or was it really there?